Merry muthafuckin‘ Chrismas and a ho ho ho!

A je to tady, zase jsou Vánoce. Balíme dárky, zdobíme stromeček, někdo porušuje zlaté prasátko a obědvá nahý a v televizi nedávají nic krom pohádek. Rok dva tisíce šest se blíží ke konci. Byl pro nás v mnoha ohledech fajn. Hip Hop Kemp se stal největším hip hopovým festivalem v Evropě, časopis překročil padesátku a pomalu se blíží šedesátce. Podařilo se nám do Čech dostat jména jako jsou KRS-One, Non Phixion, A-Trak, Afu-Ra, Cali Agents, Sway, O.C, El Da Sensei, RA The Rugged Man, Klashnekoff, Hocus Pocus a spoustu dalších. Doufáme, že jsme vás dokázali potěšit a uvidíme se zase u dalších rapových událostí, které nás čekají v roce 2007. Rádi bychom tímto poděkovali Vám všem našim čtenářům za Vaši podporu a dále těm, kteří jste s námi spolupracovali a stáli při nás. Přejeme krásné prožití svátků vánočních a do nového roku jen to nejlepší. Samozřejmě nesmíme zapomenout i na naše „haterz“, kteří kvůli nám nemohou spát a jimž tímto přejeme s novým rokem i spoustu nového rozumu a lásky. Budeme se těšit! Na závěř ještě přikládáme jednu již starší, ale na dnešní den hodící se pecku od Eazy-Eho spolu s textem. Merry Xmas 8.5MB [mp3]
Merry Xmas 2.8MB [wma] Lyrics: [Uncle Dolamite] Come on over hunnie and give your uncle Dolamite a kiss [*kissing Sounds*] well what you want baby? [Baby] Would you tell me a story? [Uncle Dolamite] You want me to tell you a story? [Baby] Hell yeah! [Other Baby] Me too! [Uncle Dolamite] Yes Hunnie I’m a tell you a story about the bad ass Eazy E he was drinkin‘ whisky and gin at the age of three listen and listen well he’s a bad Muthafu- [Mother] Gimmie that god damn book! here let me read you this one Chrismas in Compton it was a silent night, yes a holy night, until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin‘ right? [Carolers] Deck the halls with balls of holy tra la la la la la la la la tis the season to be jolly…. [Eazy-E] Merry Chrismas muthafucka! [*Gun Shots*] Merry muthafuckin‘ Chrismas and a ho ho ho! while I’m ridin‘ that cot under the missle toe now dashin‘ through the snow in a candy red top 6-4 over the hills I go laughin‘ at this hoe nuts on rich and rings makin‘ me feel right oh what fun it is to know that I’m gonna get this pussy tonight so ring them bells, ring them bells shes takin‘ it all the way oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way hey ring them bells, ring them bells shes takin‘ it all the way oh what fun it is to nut, while she’s suckin‘ my dick oh yay! tis the season to get busy compton crime lick and I’m smokin‘ on this stick. [Santa] Ho ho ho come sit on my face I’m mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas ho ho. [Menajahtwa] I want a slay ride a cd player a fifty rum she said slide down the chimney in a pool of cum a VCR on a set with one of those porno flicks give that to rudolph the red nosed reindeer to that rum like a everlastin‘ gobstoper give me a hump for his cock will be a party poppa I dig a ho crack a dough by the north pole I’m havin‘ fuckin‘ in tha snow I made him drop to his knees yeah you know whats up I said heres some candy canes eat’em up ???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree. [Apl.De.Ap From Black Eyed Peas] All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth my two front teeth, my two front teeth All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth yo wheres ya rhyme tell me Buck Wheat. [Buck Wheat/ Will.I.Am From Black Eyed Peas] Buck wheat is a waskal that’s no Chrismas and all the toys, boys and girls fuck ya wishes I got happy over joy in this muthafucka no indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka ??? when I was young I was the only kid who had enough guts to be good ole hearin‘ on the East I’d stay awake just to let america know that Santa was a fake I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive but all the fuckin‘ bullshit got played when I was five years oh just stay young, bold datin‘ singin‘ Silent Night Carolin‘ Recietin‘ now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth uncle Eazy be the sheezy just spread me a leaf little kids don’t cry when you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin‘ lie. [Eazy-E] On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me three pounds of indo two birds of cocaine and a A muthafuckin‘ K bitch. [] Eazy-E oh Eazy-E show us how you treat those bitches I saw mommy fuckin‘ Eazy-E. [Eazy-E] close the door little bitch I’m gettin‘ these draws. [] I’m a tell my daddy if ya ass don’t stop. [Eazy-E] I don’t give a fuck I’m gettin‘ chrismas caught ho ho ho and away I go. [] Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a pole well wheres this bitch [Eazy-E] Shut the fuck up bitches and go back to sleep. [Will.I.Am. From Black Eyed Peas] Yo black what you want for Christmas? [Apl.De.Ap From Black Eyed Peas] yo black I want a job ??? corn on the cob but a nigga will eat them chicken, and chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food whos climbin‘ in my window smokin‘ up indo my carin‘ and high make a high know yo get out my fuckin yard wit yo carols so bop it up up up up up up up on a beema no stoppin at band klan we makin dis shit go down at christmas tima the simple sounds of christmas make me jump jump jump dum diddly dum dum didly dum dum didly didly dum dum [Will.I.Am From Black Eyed Peas] Yo black what you want for Christmas? [Apl.De.Ap. From Black Eyed Peas] yo black I want some cash so I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash. so here comes da Atban Klan bringin all da sound [] a rump pa pump pump a rump pa pump pump [Every One] Merry Muthafuckin‘ Chrismas Merry Muthafuckin‘ Chrismas Merry Muthafuckin‘ Chrismas and have a fucked up new year (x4) [Eazy-E] You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!! [Mother] And they all went to prison and lived fucked up lives ever after The End