Tip: Rekapitulace rapového roku 2009

Věděli jste, že to přijde a máte to tady. Dámy a pánové, Skillz a jeho tradiční ohlédnutí v podobě "2009 Rap Up", které má jednu společnou věc s The Simpsons - každý, kdo něco znamená, ten tam je. A protože je v pořádku i jednoduchý beat, už zbývá jen dodat emceeho doporučení s permanentní platostí: "Dumb Rappers Need Teachin!" Skillz – 2009 Rap Up The 09 Rap Up, Check, Yo Yo Im Bout To Put This Thing Again, 09 Is Outta Here 20-10 Is In The Building, Time For A New Year (YURP!) Your Boy Skillz Back On His Grind, Lets Run It Back And Re-Cap 2009 DC Starts Off The Conversation, Cuz We Was In Yo Town For The Inauguration We Froze Our Asses Off, It Wasnt Just Me That Was A Small Price To Pay To See History Biggies Movie Came Out And Got Shine, Ne-Yo And Jim Jones Got Scrappin Up In Loui Voutton TVs Went Digital, The Governments Lame; Yall Bought Them Boxes? To Me The sh-ts Still Looks The Same And I Dont Care About The Fate, Of John & Kate You Feel Sorry For Anybody It Should Be The Plus 8 Having 7 Siblings Cant Be Calm, But Ill Take 20 Of Them Before I Take One Octo-Mom 50 & Rick Ross, Thats A New Level Of Beefin. Lebron Got Dunked On And He Aint Want Us To See It The News Of Chris & Rihanna Broke In The Streets. T-Pain Got On The Golf Cart And Broke Some Teeth Tiny & Toya Got A Show? Thats Crazy. Tiny, You Gon Get A Second Season? (Yeaa Baby!) Run DMC They Got Their Own Street, And Jojo Got Caught Trying To Spark That Leaf Man The Game Is Bananas For Playing Hip-Hop Me And Jazzy Jeff Got Kicked Out Of Kansas Rick Ross Shades Was Phony & Fake, Enter a Newcomer By The Name Of Drake The Industry Got To Get It In Gear, Cuz Its Bad When A Mixtape Is Really The Album Of The Year And His Vid Wasnt Bad But I Was Mad At Them Breast I Never Had (Breast I Never Had) Eminem & Mariah, Sounded Bitter And We All Took To This New Thing Called Twitter Where You Could Follow Peeps Just To See What They Say And If You Want To You Could Follow Me @SkillzVA Bernie Madoff, He Was Playing For Keeps. Amber Rose Became Famous Without Having To Speak Black Eyed Peas Rolled Deep, They Blacked Perez Hiltons Eye And Made Him Pee In The Middle Of The Street Lil Wayne Did It Big, He Said He Wanted To F- Every Girl In The World And I Think He Did Chris Brown — Now Thats My Guy, But How He Do An Interview And All Yall Notice Was The Bow Tie? The Media Went Hard, Chris You Want Us To Forget Just Say What Really Happened In The Car Rihanna, She Kept Quiet — Until She Had An Album To Sell But We Still Aint Buy It Mike Vick & A.I. — Back In Action And We Were Shocked By The Loss Of Mr. Michael Jackson I Never Thought That Star Would Fall To The Ground, Mike Was Huge, The News Shut The Internet Down Through Your Music, You’ll Live On My Friend And I Know Well Never See A Talent Like You Again I Gotta Man Up, Cuz Even I Was A Fan Of.. The Real House Wives Of Atlanta I Love Kandys Song, But That Kim? (Thats A Dirty Low Down Monkey With A Weave On) Tardy For The Party Brought Us Some Joy, But It Never Left The Ground — Just Like The Balloon Boy And To The Parents, Im Gonna Say Why-Lie! You Named Him Falcon? But That Dont Mean He Could Fly Far As R&B Goes, Trey Songz Is The Guy And Im A Grown Man, But Im Scared Of Lady Ga-Ga Drakes Knee Kept Saying Hey Bruh, Just Sit And Kanye Snatched The Mic From Taylor Swift Then The World Couldnt Stand Him (Im Really Happy For You — Ima Let You Finish) Man I Think He Playing That The Government, Yea They Think They Slick. What Happened To Clash & Clunkers, That s**t Came & Went The Hangover, Was Funny As Hell.. And So Were The Rappers Who Couldnt Stay They Ass Out Of Jail Jay-Z Went On Oprah And Hit Number 1, She Gave Out A Lot Of Chicken, But She Aint Give Him None H1N1 Is Causing Drama And We Was All Shaking Our Heads At Lil Mama Like, Why Was You On Stage? Nobody Gave You A Cue, And With A Head That Big, You Should Have Thought That Through! Nicki Minaj Gave Female MCs Some Help, But If She Signed Your Boob You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Whitney Houston Got Back To Working lyrics courtesy of And Kids Came Up With This Thing Called Jerkin Where You Take Dancing & Rappin, Combine The Two Newsflash: Come On Son That Aint Nothing New Nas & Kelis They Could’nt Get That Thing Back Diddy Holla At Me If You Want That Ring Back Jamie, He Blamed It On The Alcohol And Maybe Thats What Made J-Lo Fall Health Care Got Passed And Thats Whats Good, But The Idiot Of The Year Is Tiger Woods (Its Uh, Its Tiger..) Could You Say Fail? Who Else Is Named Tiger? Why Would You Leave The Name On The Voicemail? He Changed The Game I Suppose Who Would Have Though He Was Putting 18 Holes T.I. Came Home, After 7 Months.. I Cant Watch Moniques Show, Cuz She Yells Too Much And We Mourned This Year, I Got To Say — Every Other Day.. Somebody Passed Away Mr. Magic, Roc Raida, My Man Baatin, Darian, And My Friend A-M It Was A Very Sad Year To Say The Least, So To Everybody We Lost.. Rest In Peace Uhh Ya Boy Skillz And I Did It Again, Welcoming Yall To 2010. Související čtení: S Little Brother bez Little Brother, ale se Skillzem Skillz s Djem Jazzy Jeffem na vítězné vlně Třikrát hurá, nový Skillz před Mikulášem Zdroj: OnSmash

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